Jumping Jehovah's Witnesses!!

What the hell is going on with the world?!?!? I mean we here at Infoexplosion are 100% for the right of free speech, but we are also not beyond admitting the possible benefits of a media controlling tyrant! It is a sure way to prevent the large percentage of idiots alive (and well) in the world from yelling and griping about things they don't know a damn thing about! So it seems strangely ironic that such a display of mental ineptitude is happening at a so called institute of higher learning. We are not going to name names, but we'll just say that it's going down in South Bend, IN and it involves a president of a certain country consisting of 50 states. But we digress, this week let's talk about ridiculous religious rituals.

The chickens are coming home...

That's right! Read the blog's title; vaguely meaningful, yet strangely stupid. And still they are coming! Coming to roost! What does it all mean?!?!? Oh ho! Just wait and see. It will all become clear in the coming days, months, and years. So to pass the time why don't we talk about unfortunate time traveling events.

Laziness does not become you.

We just cannot continue to argue with you! We're done! No more! So let's get on with it, you lazy do-nothingers! Now get off your linguistic rears and EXPLODE SOME FRIGGIN' INFO!!!!!
And while you are doing it, tell us a little about famous robot ninjas.

Infoexplosion?!?!? More like infopop!

Come on people!! Are we currently in the Chinese year of the sloth? Do you think it is easy being the most trusted source of infoexplosions in this sector of the Milky Way?!?!? Start pulling your weight infoexplodees! Or so help me I will call all of your mothers!! Speaking of mothers, this week's infotopic is Mythic Mothers.

Ahh spring...

Oh the time of the year when those of us who must endure a harsh winter can finally relax in temperatures that now regularly reach above the freezing point of water. It brings excitement and surprise! Like finding all the lost trash that had been tastefully covered with a serene blanket of pristine white snow. As such, this weeks topic is Spring Festivities.