What the F*ck Matt Watson?!?!?

Seriously Matt Watson!!! Jumping from a helicopter and wrangling a marlin?!?!?!? Why the hell do you have to be so damn awesome?!? You make fishing look interesting!! Everyone knows that fishing was invented to mentally enslave the weak minded!! And then you go and make it extreme!! YOU'RE DESTROYING THE NATURAL ORDER MATT WATSON!!!!! On that note, this weeks topic is Extreme Fishing Techniques.

(Dynamite is NOT extreme. It's cliche unless you are Crocodile Dundee.)

Secret No Longer

We here at Infoexplosion make no claims of being masters of the terrestrial domain, but our benefactors do. We have been ordered (in a general decree) to unveil the existence of the ancient, mighty, and all-knowing ERROR. Their motives are secret, their methods are mysterious, their influence is inescapable. That is all we have been allowed to say. "Opposition to truth is ERROR."

That being said this week's topic is Ancient Secret Societies. (Speak not of ERROR, or face the terror.)

Can you feel the SUN?!?!?

Ahh, summer is rapidly approaching. Birds are singing and pregnant like disgraced pop stars, bees are buzzing like gay beauty contest judges, and the crime rates are going up with the temperature. It's the time of year when sucking doesn't suck so much. In anticipation of summer let's talk about the top ten high school summer drama stories!