STOP complaining!!

Of ALL the things that you could be complaining about, you're whining about the lag in posts on the INFOBLOG. Oh! What! What are we talking about? What other things! Try reading a NEWSPAPER! We here at INFOEXPLOSION are working our tails off (literally)! It is exhaustive work whipping computer programmers and designers so they work faster. And BEFORE you ask, yes, we tried playing "Stronger" be Kanye West on a continuous loop! They still refused to move at an acceptable pace! So, let's talk about Ridiculous Office Pranks. (We swear, if anyone writes something that happened on "The Office" we will find you and hit you in front of your mother.)

Dancing Hippos?

We are confused. Everyone knows that aardvarks, tigers, lobsters, and zebras can dance, but hippos? We here at INFOEXPLOSION feel as if this is not physically possible. It violates at least 7... no 8 natural laws. PLUS, it is widely known that hippos have NO rhythm. Infoexplosion strongly supports the arts, AND animal dancing, but within reason people! And so, this week let's talk about Animal Personality Traits.

Great Scot!!

Oh, how rumor abounds! And yet, it is NOT rumor!! INFOEXPLOSION is on the verge of a massive upgrade. Even as we speak, thousands of tiny computer programmers and designers are being driven to exhaustion in an effort to create the NEW and IMPROVED Infoexplosion. In light of the website face lift, this week's topic is Famous Sex Change Procedures.