Proof that Old Ladies are AWESOME

So, you thought your grandma was boring, huh? You thought that all she cared about was her collection of painted plates and glass figurines? YOU thought that she didn't know how to smack someone around?!?! It's a good thing you're her grandchild or she would beat you with a hand scanner until you ran out of the convenience store before you could steal the crack money you so desperately need! That's right, she's a baaaaaad mothe..., What?! Just talkin' bout Nanna! So let's talk about Elderly Superheroes.

The time has arrived!!!

Yes, you read it correctly! It is time. Time to raise your swords and shields, your pikes and axes! It is time to don the Infoexplosion colors! Revolution you ask! No. Not yet (ЯR has not ordered it). No, now is the time to rejoice in the INFOTRANSFORMATION!!!! Like a butterfly emerging from its cocoon, ravished after the metamorphosis, we are ready to devour the galaxy's information and regurgitate it for the masses here on Terra Firma. Ah, the masses. Like tiny chickadees eagerly anticipating their next vomited meal, but I digress. INFOEXPLOSION 2.0 is up, and will soon be running at full capicity! With new information pouring in on a daily basis (except on holidays, and maybe weekends, and the occasional Tuesday)! So Rejoice! Let us now talk of Ancient Coming-of-Age Ceremonies.

Pat Robertson is the Devil

No, seriously. He's the Devil. It's obvious. He's the one that most people WOULDN'T expect to BE the Devil, vis-a-vis he's the one MOST likely to be the Devil. That and only the Devil himself would drop his own name as the source of soooo many catastrophes. AND only the Devil would be such a d*ck to an already impoverished nation. Case Closed! On that note, let's talk about Pat Robertson's Preferred Pitch Fork Stabbing Techniques.