No, seriously. He's the Devil. It's obvious. He's the one that most people WOULDN'T expect to BE the Devil, vis-a-vis he's the one MOST likely to be the Devil. That and only the Devil himself would drop his own name as the source of soooo many catastrophes. AND only the Devil would be such a d*ck to an already impoverished nation. Case Closed! On that note, let's talk about Pat Robertson's Preferred Pitch Fork Stabbing Techniques.
