Ahh, summer is rapidly approaching. Birds are singing and pregnant like disgraced pop stars, bees are buzzing like gay beauty contest judges, and the crime rates are going up with the temperature. It's the time of year when sucking doesn't suck so much. In anticipation of summer let's talk about the top ten high school summer drama stories!
The summer before high school there was a straight-up mentally ill dude who loved cornbread so much that he proclaimed that he wanted to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant. And thus he did. 9 months later he and his muffin tin of cornbread babies were recruited by the government to inspect the country's chicken nuggets for AIDS. Needless to say, he never returned to school...
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