Oh sure! It's cute NOW...

We here at Infoexplosion are angry. Angry that man-eating, evil hellion, fire-breathing, acid blooded SUPER beasts can be sooo cute as babies. Who knew? The Beast that halted our site upgrade was none other than what we HAD thought was a baby chinchilla! We are not animalogists! How were we supposed to know?!?!? What bad has EVER come from bringing home a strange plant, object, or creature that mysteriously appears from unknown origins?!?!? When has Hollywood ever taught us that? We still maintain that it was NOT our fault! Come on! He was sooo friggin' cute! Now let's talk about Wolf-boy: facts and fiction.

No, it's not your Mother...

I'm sorry, but you are mistaken. This is, in fact, a beast. A horrible beast. It is the beast that has halted the production of our website. It has eaten all our minions. Every... single... one. Had we here at Infoexplosion know of the beast earlier we could have dealt with it. But now we have to pay out the nose to get a "grade A" monster killer in here and put an end to all this monkey business. There. Now you know. We are NOT lazy or TOO busy or WHATEVER! It was the monstrous beast the WHOLE TIME. Don't believe us? Why don't you come over and see for yourself! Ha! That's what we thought. See? Now STOP your whining and talk about Man-eating Alien Infestations.

Busy Bees

Yeah yeah, it's been a while. But we've been busy! So deal with IT! We can't sit around pampering you! "When's the website going to be done? When will you start posting regularly again? Why didn't you call us back? What's the animal tranquilizer for?" To put it plainly, quit your bitchin'! Infoexploison out! (Mic drop.)