I'm sorry, but you are mistaken. This is, in fact, a beast. A horrible beast. It is the beast that has halted the production of our website. It has eaten all our minions. Every... single... one. Had we here at Infoexplosion know of the beast earlier we could have dealt with it. But now we have to pay out the nose to get a "grade A" monster killer in here and put an end to all this monkey business. There. Now you know. We are NOT lazy or TOO busy or WHATEVER! It was the monstrous beast the WHOLE TIME. Don't believe us? Why don't you come over and see for yourself! Ha! That's what we thought. See? Now STOP your whining and talk about Man-eating Alien Infestations.
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